Killing It Will Only Make It Stronger

So awhile I entered a contest by The Flatliners. You had to explain why you deserved to win in six words or less. A lot of people said how much they love the band and stuff, one guy even wrote out a whole paragraph saying how much the band means to him (I could probably do that too, 25 live performances and counting). But I just wrote "Because I have six dicks". I dunno, I just tried to write the least funny thing I could think of. Not even so lame that it's funny, just like "wow, that was dumb". Hey it worked! I won! The first time they shipped the package it got lost in the mail, so I got a new one. Here's the contents:

• 1 No Use For A Name shirt
• 1 Flatliners shirt
• The Flatliners "Cynics" 7"
• Against Me! "From Her Lips To God's Ears Remix" 12"
• The Flatliners "Cavalcade"
• Dead To Me "Little Brother"
• Dead To Me "African Elephants"
• Fat Wrecktrospective (Anthology+history of the label)
• The Flatliners "The Great Awake"
• Choking Victim patch
• Against Me! patch
• Descendents Cool To Be You sticker
• Strike Anywhere Dead Fm sticker
• Against Me! Searching For A Former Clarity sticker
• Fat Wreck Chords plastic banner that's about 2' by 3'
• Rock Against Bush cardboard thing that's signed by someone I can't makeout
• Dead To Me African Elephants poster signed by the band
• Flatliners Cavalcade poster signed by the band
• Lagwagon, Lawrence Arms and A Wilhelm Scream 2006 tour poster
• Dead To Me Little Brother poster

I am fucking stoked beyond belief. Thank you so fucking much Fat Wreck Chords.

Yo you should listen to this band! They were really fucking good yesterday and their EP rips:

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