Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Charlie You Fucking Bitch. Let's Work It Out!

 When you're feeling creatively stifled and creating anything at all, which you have unfortunately linked with your self worth, seems like a chore, you have to go back to what you know and feels comfortable: A series of Top Five lists.

Top Five Things I Miss About Going to School

5. Getting lunch with Terry
4. Seeing the people from my program and making friends
3. Cafe Myriade and Hvmans (RIP)
2. Riding the subway
1. Teaching in-person

Top Five Things that Suck Even More During COVID

5. Getting in contact with the National Student Loan Service
4. Marking
3. Communicating
2. Making plans
1. Multi-tasking

Top Five Shit Blue Jays that I Hope Will Get Better and Stick Around, but Won't

5. TJ Zeuch
4. Jonathan Davis
3. Alejandro Kirk
2. Cavan Biggio
1. Rowdy Tellez

Top Five Tricks I'll Tell Myself I'll Land this Year

5. Powerslide
4. Slappy Back Board
3. Fakie Ollie
2. Nollie Shuv
1. Kickflip

Top Five Small Joys in the 2020 Raptors

5. Kyle still being Kyle
4. Boucher shooting ugly threes in any coverage
3. Games where Yuta is useable
2. OG playing defense
1. Gary Trent Jr.

Top Five Breakdowns in Comeback Kid Songs

5. "Lorelei"
4. "All in a Year"
3. "Final Goodbye"
2. "Talk is Cheap"
1. "Step Ahead"

Top Five Menu Items at Shawarmaz that I Haven't Tried Yet

5. Shawarma Sushi
4. Shawarma Taco
3. Shawarma Poutine
2. Mix Magique
1. Plat Shawarma Poulet

Top Five Records I've Been Enjoying 

5. Another Michael - New Music and Big Pop
4. Lost Balloons - Hey Summer
3. SPICE - SPICE
2. Yuck - Yuck
1. Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.

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